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I guess everyone starts off their blogging career with something along the lines of 'i have officially joined the blogosphere' so I won't try to be interesting and I'll stick with saying I have offically joined the blogosphere. But on top of all that, I would like to take the time now to help others not familiar with the blogosphere to become acquainted with it. To understand the blogosphere you must first be familiar with the overall structure of the planet Earth. Well, the Earth is divided into eight main spheres; the magnetosphere, atmosphere, blogosphere, crust, hydrosphere, lithosphere, asthenosphere, and core, respectively from furthest out to deepest within the Earth. They all serve vital roles, such as defending the Earth from solar winds and other such cosmic nuisances. Now the blogosphere is the most important of all. Through a connection of tubes called the internets, people all over the world like myself can rant and rave to their heart's content without having to bottle their emotions, thus relieving millions of people of what scientists like to call bottledemotionsyndrome. Studies have shown that the decrease of bottledemotionsyndrome resulting from the use of the Earth's blogosphere, has played a major role in the increase of the US's economic state. However, due to the increase of negligent bloggers throughout the world, the blogosphere has been deteriorating. Scientists have made studies showing that by 2034, the blogosphere will be no more. We as bloggers and blogees have to do our part to keep the blogosphere alive by keeping blogs active and up to date, because dead blogs result in a dead blogosphere. So please, do not pollute the blogosphere with inactive blogs. If you know that your blog is going to be inactive, recycle it by deleting it and allowing someone else to create an active blog. Also, new blog sites are developing low-emission blogs to to help the blogosphere rebound and return to its previous glory.

Now that you have been acquainted with the blogosphere, I hope you too, will do your part, to make the blogosphere a better place.